Susan McCallDinosaurs, local fruit and veg, donkeys and coasteering hotspots are all set to be showcased on this evening’s (Thursday’s) new episode of Jewel of the South. The Isle of Wight attracts hundreds of newcomers, such as Susan McCall, who moved from the mainland to Wroxall, to take up a new role at the Isle of Wight Donkey Sanctuary. However, Susan won’t feel totally at home until she’s reunited with her 25 pet sheep. It’s an early start for coasteering instructors Chris Mannion and Summer Tucker who are making the most of a low spring tide to recce a trail of magical caves and rocky paths around Freshwater Bay, to add to their treasure trove of hidden hotspots that they can share with intrepid tourists. Just outside Shanklin, delivery day is looming for organic farmers Will and Aimee Steward, who not only have to pick enough fruit and veg to fill 300 boxes for their local customers – but Aimee also has to create and test out a new recipe using their seasonal produce, to include with every box. This week’s episode also sees viewers walk in the footsteps of dinosaurs – as famous fossil hunter palaeontologist Martin Simpson, is on the hunt for a prehistoric giant. Isle of Wight Jewel of the South airs at 20:00 tonight on Channel 5. Martin Simpson
Will it be the state of the council finances, the run down and immigrant covered towns, how the latest drug dealer got his expensive car and managed to cry out for some cash and a house from our very own council, oh no, only the lies again.
You seem to be confusing this programme with another called the “Turd in the Solent”, which runs on loop inside your deranged mind. Take your tablets and settle down in front of Antiques Road Trip.
I can’t wait for the first episode of “50p to have a piss in Sandown”. Apparently, Jimmy Nail has the lead role of the man who needs a piss. He rejects the 50p option and runs down the railway line (remember Spender) to Shanklin and pays 20p only to accidentally wazz down his leg in the dark. I won’t give any more spoilers but it sounds great.
To my mind his voice and language is like drinking a cup of tea with 6 sugars in it. Makes you want to scream and throw the TV out of the window.
It’s Caulkheads, by the way.
Will it be the state of the council finances, the run down and immigrant covered towns, how the latest drug dealer got his expensive car and managed to cry out for some cash and a house from our very own council, oh no, only the lies again.
You seem to be confusing this programme with another called the “Turd in the Solent”, which runs on loop inside your deranged mind. Take your tablets and settle down in front of Antiques Road Trip.
Why do you like this TV trash so much, is that all you can do, sit like a prize vegetable and soak up the bullshit your fed.
Rather than show viewers a load of fantasy crap
Show them the real Island
50p to have a p*ss in Sandown
or 20p to have a p*ss in the new toilet block by the lift in
Shanklin than is dangerous as fcuk to enter when it is dark
The Island is run by Physcopaths
I can’t wait for the first episode of “50p to have a piss in Sandown”. Apparently, Jimmy Nail has the lead role of the man who needs a piss. He rejects the 50p option and runs down the railway line (remember Spender) to Shanklin and pays 20p only to accidentally wazz down his leg in the dark. I won’t give any more spoilers but it sounds great.
Alan TITmarsh does not have a clue about the Island.
Followed by a shite on the beach.
Do what us builders do, crap in a bag and piss in a bush.
And then eat it for lunch no doubt.
If you hate it so much here why don’t you move to Luton, sounds like your potty mouth will make you feel right at home
It is idiots like yourself that allow the council to take the
P*ss out of you!
Luton is a lovely part of the country, set in a great county.
It’s because the island is full of backward Brexiters.
Martin sounds like a brexiter which the island is full of. Taken the country backwards instead of forwards.
Look Nige, the cheapest solution to your problem is a nappy. Go anywhere you like and take a pee whenever you like.
It is idiots like yourself that allow the council to take the
P*ss out of you!
The island is a deprived sh*t hole of a place
Totally agree.
It’s the brexiters look at the state of the country since Brexit and the island is full of these backward racists.
Most of the islanders voted for Brexit it shows the underlying racism on the island and I myself have heard and seen it.
It was on National news that an IW Council person collected
certain dolls. Says a lot about the island.
To all the negative commentors the ferries do operate in both directions and sell one way tickets off the island you detest so much.
I wait with baited breath to see some cork heads but the commentator voice is not so whiny as before must have had voice lessons
To my mind his voice and language is like drinking a cup of tea with 6 sugars in it. Makes you want to scream and throw the TV out of the window.
It’s Caulkheads, by the way.
I prefer the more accurate term “cockheads”.
Backward islanders
Most boring program I have ever seen on tv. Very repetitive and showing the most boring things ever.