Police have reportedly got a turd of a job on their hands – seeking those responsible for defecating on parked cars in both Newport and Cowes.
One disgruntled Isle of Wight car owner has taken to Facebook to state that they returned home to find human excrement on the bonnet of their much-loved BMW. The shocking and unusual incident was witnessed by a neighbour earlier on today.
Shocked at the situation, Amy Ryan phoned Police who are said to have informed her that it is the third such call in the past week. It is alleged that a group of people have been spotted doing the dirty deed in Cowes too, so it is thought that more than 1 person is responsible.
As if the story couldn’t get anymore bizarre… all of the instances of human defecation have targeted BMWs.